Video of Me
May 28th, 2007
I don’t know if this is legal or not, but someone video taped the sculpture of me
“In-Between” Picture
May 17th, 2007
A drawing of yours truly made in 1600 by Lucio Massari.
What I Do (Work Info)
May 17th, 2007Employer: Poseidon
Position: Priest
Description: I believe in the pagan gods and analyze symbols in everyday life.
City, State, Time Period: Troy, Asia Minor, 1186-1166 BC
How I Know What I Know (Educational Info)
May 17th, 2007School, year of graduation: University of The Phyrgian, 1188
Attended For: Undergraduate degree
Concentration: Relgious Studies
Second Concentration: Philosophy
High School: Fast Times at Troy High, 1192
Modern Picture (Me on a Stamp)
May 17th, 2007
That’s me on a Greek Stamp
Laocoon, Where you at? (Contact Info)
May 17th, 2007Email: screaminlikeabull@aol.com
Screenames: BigL22
Mobile Phone: 843-526-2666 (The-Lao-coon)
Land Phone: 843-737-7368 (The-Ser-pent)
School Mailbox: PO Box #112
Residence: The west bank of Troy
Room: First Floor, Second from the right
Address: 5121 West Illian Street
City: Troy
State: Asia Minor
Website: www.laocoon.edu
Ancient Picture
May 17th, 2007
Some stuff you probably don’t need to know about Laocoon (Personal Info)
May 13th, 2007Activities: Fortune Telling, Taking place in the annual Running of the Bulls
Interets: Hanging out with my sons, sacrificing bulls and what not
Favorite Music: Cobra Starship, Matisyahu, The Dialects
Favorite TV Shows: Cheaters, Muary, Next
Favorite Movies: Snakes on a Plane, Anaconda, Friday, Next Friday, Friday After Next, I. Claudius, Troy, Masada
Favorite Books: I. Claudius
Favorite Quotes: “Bite me” - a lot of people, “What’s da Masada wit you?” - Bill Kupprion
Favorite Websites:
What you need to know about Laocoon (Basic Info)
May 13th, 2007Sex: Male
Interested in: Women
Relationship Status: Married
Looking For: A relationship
Birthday: 3/6/1210 BC (duh)
Hometown: Troy
Poltical Views: Liberal
Religious Views: I believe in the pagan gods.